Alcoscope – Find Your Drinking Mate

This funny alcoscope will reveal to you which horoscope signs like to drink and how. Read it, have fun and check on how your surrounding see you when you’re drunk.

1. Aries

Impulsive Aries love to have fun and sometimes don’t know when it is enough. Their competitive spirit makes them show they can drink more then their friends. When drunk, they’re fun and flirtatious and there is a great chance to find out everything about them they wouldn’t tell you if they’re sober. Everything bad they do during a drunk night they consider forgotten until morning.

2. Taurus

They like to have small amounts of alcohol and they get drunk from them. When really drunk, Tauruses are a real stampede – they often spill drink on people, they’re rude to their superiors… But, they also like to be in the middle of attention, and when in that stadium it is best to take them to karaoke – fun and laughter guaranteed.

3. Gemini

They’re funny, so they can drink without their character being changed much. Even when they’re drunk, they’re in the mood to talk, so their attention can be diffused. Sometimes, they won’t even realize they’re drunk. They’re capable of flirting with several persons at once, and they order different drink in every round because monotony is so boring to them, even in drinks.

4. Cancer

They’re gentle souls, drinking mostly for comfort. They will often drink a glass of wine after dinner and five or six bottles after a hard-working day really pleases them. As other water signs, Cancers must fight not to overextend with drinking. However, they’re very good skilled in entering the VIP parties uninvited. They’re not completely drunk, it is more like ‘tired and emotional’, but still there is no better thing of sharing a bottle of wine with your favorite Cancer.

5. Leo

Leos like to drink and dance, if they’re good at dancing, of course. When drunk, they become dear and cuddly, but never lose the conscience of their behavior. They know their limits because they’re afraid of losing control. They like to flirt when drunk, but it is mostly nothing serious. On the day after, they’re usually drowsy, but cuddly, trying to repay if they did something bad last night.

6. Virgo

They have a reputation of being purists, so their characters make them drink either too little or very carefully. They rarely lose control, but when they do you can expect a real spectacle. That is the time when they’re funny and sexy, and all because they finally relax and stop thinking about trifles.

7. Libra

Libras will often tell you they drink out of fun and conviviality. Libra adores parties, flirting and meeting new people. In some, alcohol evokes better and in some worse part of the personality. Still, some behavior patterns are the same for all Libras. Being so charming and out of control, Libras will flirt with all the people in the room, but sometimes in the middle of the night they just faint.

8. Scorpio

Never, but never tell them that it is enough, because they will find it offending and drown themselves in alcohol. They like drinking, if you don’t like it just walk away. Generally speaking, they’re great drinking company and will always give you interesting talks and flirt in a special way. Also important, drink only with Scorpios you like, because they will remember everything (bad) you did when they wake up.

9. Sagittarius

The proverb ‘In vino veritas‘ is like made for them! When they get drunk, young Sagittariuses will tell out all your secrets, and not only yours but even theirs. Party-lovers like Frank Sinatra, Keith Richards and Anne Nicole Smith were born in this sign period. Sagittariuses are people who talk with everybody in the room, persuade friends to new, weird actions… Don’t be frightened if you find yourself in another country or at least a part of town you don’t know if you went out with a Sagittarius.

10. Capricorn

They are usually practical, eager for money and social status, so it’s not a strange thing they’re often on a good-party list. Still, this is/was the sign of Elvis Presley and David Bowie that confirms the Capricorns love to have fun. They are real rock stars, independent, powerful and charismatic, without a wish to please someone. They’re either completely into the party or completely absent from the party around them.

11. Aquarius

Aquariuses and alcohol are not for each other. When they’re drunk they think they know everything and if in that state some idea crosses their mind, they’d never give it up. But if they throw a party or arrange a night out, they’re preoccupied with details and never can relax. Many times they take care about those who drank too much. Aquariuses like drunk people and having strange talks.

12. Pisces

If this is your sign, you probably know that you share it with lots of world famous addicts, like Kurt Cobain, Liz Taylor and Lisa Minnelli. Pisces just adore to wander in the world of dreams, that takes them far away from this Earth. They are great partners for both talking and something really bad. If you start your night drinking with Pisces you may end up in bed with them for days.